Let me introduce myself so you're not embarking on this nostalgic journey with a total stranger.

 

I'm Melanie Ball, a university science degree drop-out, widely published travel writer (an accidental career borne of my African journey), author of three bushwalking guidebooks (Top Walks in Victoria, Top Walks in Tasmania & Top Walks in Australia), and hat decorator under the name Appliquez Moi. (That's me with the sun-bleached hair and west African fabric sarong. I don't know the baby chimp's name because we weren't formally introduced.)

From infancy my parents read to me and my sisters — C.S. Lewis’s Narnia series on long drives to Queensland for summer holidays, Paddington Bear in bed with Mum on Sunday mornings— and encouraged us to read to escape, to learn, to laugh. No book was off limits and all three of us are life-long voracious readers.

 

Two very different books profoundly influenced the teenaged me: Wilbur Smith’s When The Lion Feeds, the first of his multiple adventure novels set (mostly) in colonial southern Africa, and Jane Goodall’s In The Shadow of Man, detailing her ground-breaking study of wild chimpanzees in Tanzania. (Jane Goodall's recent death, in her sleep, aged 91, while on a talking tour, made me sad but also made me re-examine, remember and celebrate the extraordinary life and works of the woman who David Attenborough called "the conscience of conservation".) Together and separately, those two books ignited in me a romantic fascination for Africa and determination to go there, a dream that I finally realised at the age of 26, when I joined an Exodus Expeditions London to Johannesburg overland adventure. I had reached London by overlanding with Exodus from Kathmandu to London (11 weeks of ups - close encounters with rhinoceroses in Nepal, sunrise on the Taj Mahal, the wonders of Istanbul - and lows - five weeks of Delhi Belly that, surprisingly but thankfully, left me with an iron gut), and explored Egypt for several weeks, but my 17 months away from home were predominantly about finally experiencing the extraordinary continent that is Africa.

 

When my passport (containing multiple visas) was stolen from my daypack on the London Tube the day before the tour departed, my dream was all but dashed. But the passport was newly issued in London and, faced with my near-hysterics, the efficient and compassionate Australian Embassy staff issued me a new passport in one hour!

 

And so, the adventure of my life began.

 

P.S. I have edited excerpts for poor grammar and to protect the innocent and the guilty.

P.P.S. Most photos in this blog are scans of prints - and I didn't take many before reaching Morocco.

 

 

 

3rd February 1986 : News From Home Packs a Punch

Woke up to the grumbling of people discovering that thongs and shoes they’d left outside their tents had disappeared during the night. Stupidly we had also left our new stools out and four were gone. So too were Ben’s clothes, left out to dry - two pairs of underpants, denim shorts and shirt - and the three pairs of undies I had hung at the end of the truck. This resulted in our first blow up as a group, with some of us wanting to make a stand and demand the return of our stuff and others saying we should do nothing. I didn't understand why our stupidly leaving things out made this stealing okay. The "do nothings" wouldn't sit back and do nothing if the same thing happened back home, even if they had left things out. What was great though was that while our words were heated the tension dissipated quickly and things returned to normal, with no lingering tensions about our different opinions.

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2nd February 1986 : Mixed Messages

A breakfast search of our campsite found the three Swedish passports and Geoff’s towel on the ground. I understand why the y discarded the passports but don't know why the towel was undesirable. We pulled out of camp but stopped again at the offenders' village, the barefoot thieves running for cover on seeing our truck and disappearing into the grass behind the huts. One of the boys had left his plastic shoes and a metal rolling ring in our camp and Ben armed himself with these to walk through the village. But what he planned I don't know and he did not return with any more contraband. 

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30th January 1986 : Waterfall Wonders

Our southbound journey took us down the western boundary of Parc Nationat de Benoue, but the only wildlife we saw was a single, small brown duiker (small antelope) in the grass just off the road early in our drive. The country became greener as the morning wore on and we started up the Massif de L'Adamaoua, a long haul on which we overtook the Encounter Overland, before cruising into the southern city of Nganundere.

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29th January 1986 : Cameroon Comparisons

Woke up in a furrowed field, just metres from the road. A fire was burning in the small village tucked (and therefore hidden last night) behind rocks on the other side of the road. We had an audience for breakfast and loo squats.

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28th January 1986 : Weird and Wonderful

A morning drive through hills - dozed a lot - before we stopped to shop in the city of Maroua. Decided to lob into the artisan shop for some tourist hassle. Some beautiful handcrafts, including superb half giant gourds decorated with block work - what a pity Stanley is so small and we are so many! - gorgeous trading beads at horrendous prices, finely worked woven mats, and the now familiar collection of brightly coloured leather thongs and snakeskin handbags. Fled back to the market, where I could have bought a huge soft cotton-stuffed mattress for only 4000 CFA. The fabric alley was piled with coloured prints but mostly from Niger. The banana truck was in, loading up carts with hands of green fruit.

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27th January 1986 : Giraffes!

Had another open-air shower, storing up on cleanliness, before I walked to the market along roads lined with diesel sellers, their wine bottles and glass jars of fuel displayed on tables, who filled vehicles directly with plastic tubes.

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25th January 1986 : Treats, Walks and Mechanical Repairs

Mammoth sleeping bag wash, scrubbing on the table using gallons of water. Exhausting but a great excuse for R&R at the patisserie. Commandeered Sacha and Anna (off the Douglas family truck) and headed off with Jim, wandering down the ruined street before descending on the bakery - and, surprise, surprise, there was Nikki surrounded by postcards and croissant crumbs. Astronomical prices but I splurged on a slab of scrumptious cake/pudding worth every franc.

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24th January 1986 : Bullet holes and Milkshakes

Feeling very low, bored, tired, supersensitive to anything and everything said to me. Spent most of the morning trying to sleep, though the roads were too rough for that a lot of the time. Felt no desire to mix with anyone on our truck and yearning to curl up with someone for a while and go nowhere and see nothing. The last few days have been hard with few respites and that's getting to me. Harder to be civil than just cut myself off for a while, so I put my Irish music tape in my Walkman and tried to escape from it all for a while. We drove through hard, compacted grey soil country with occasional deep sand drifts and tracks carved between thorn trees.

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23rd January 1986 : Competitive Teamwork

I woke with a bad cold and feeling pretty rundown and crowded into the top corns of the truck with a sick Hawken for a long day of socialising, sand matting, teamwork - with our passengers and the Douglas family - and one-upmanship with the Encounter Overland (EO) truck.

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